Cannabis can be consumed in so many unique ways that we thought it was high time to speculate on how each zodiac sign fancies their weed. Each sign favors a different method for enjoying the magic of cannabis. Airy unemotional types like Libra like to hit the town and imbibe a strong sativa to vibe harder with their party crew. Soft water signs like Cancer want to Enya their souls and hit the yoga mat with a mellow indica. Aries wants to ruin your silverware, Scorpio gets high through their pelvis and Aquarians needs to raid the produce isle to get their buzz on. Have no idea what we’re talking about? Read on and you will ⬇️
Here’s the listicle you didn’t need to click on but absolutely need to read as a mid day distraction from that boring ass work assignment you’re brooding over. We’ve all been there, keep scrollin’.
Aries ♈︎ Knife Hits
I’m sure crate and barrel didn’t imagine you’d use their finery for such things
Adrenaline junkie Aries favors bold, risky and dangerous methods for getting high. What better than a zesty hot blast of smoke to the face? Knife hits accomplish just that with an Aries approved edge. While not the classiest of smoking methods, the knife hit has been a classic American college trick for making the most of your stash. For the uninitiated, the method involves pressing your weed between two butter knives pressed against a scorchingly hot stove coil to produce a potent cloud of smoke. Afraid of getting burned by the molten hot flatware you’re clutching over a stove? Nope. Worried about inhaling random toxic fumes from a strangers stove? Nope. Aries never backs down from a challenge or the chance to put on a show. The knife hit is a perfect stoner solution to showcase their theatrical antics.
most economical way to weed
butter knives are easily sourced in a pinch
minimalist, très chic, hip, kewl looks great on the gram pottery barn approved
Taurus ♉︎ Stone Pipe
Taurus, the most reliable and sturdy of the signs prefers the tried and true, a simple pipe. Taureans do not like fuss when it comes to enjoying life’s pleasures, they prize durability and simplicity over bells and whistles. This sign doesn't need ten temperature settings, charging cables or insta-worthy packaging to enjoy their smoking experience. The Miwak Jr pipewith its combination of earthy elegance and modern design sensibilities definitely fits Taurus’s ‘less is more’ approach. In our stoner book nothing screams Taurus more than a rock you can smoke out of.
Gemini ♊︎ Weed Cookie
Just like an edible, I never quite know where I stand with you Gemini, are we going to have a good time or are you going to start some drama and STRESS ME OUT? Gemini the twin has two sides, one is dazzling and fun, the other meddlesome and 🤯 Just like eating a weed cookie, you never know what you’re gonna get! An edible experience can start off mellow and calm, like an obnoxiously relaxed yoga model in a Lululemon catalog. One minute you’re on your lillypad of contentment but the next you’re curled up in the corner, questioning the meaning of life. Like Gemini’s multiple personalities, an edible experience can give you the highest highs and the lowest lows. Will the cookie inspire you to be your best artistic creative self or suddenly catapult you into a french existential crisis? The choice is not up to you, but the cookie.
Cancer ♋︎: Shell Pipe
Cancer is sensitive, soulful and watery, it only makes sense the little 🦀 gets this seashell pipe. Cancers love being close to the ocean, where they can swim in their deep pools of emotions. Those born under the sign of Cancer value nature, animals, the home and feel things deeply. Known for their magic intuitions and kind hearts, Cancers need something simple yet divine to smoke out of. This little shell pipe satisfies both requirements but adds a little magic to the experience.
Leo ♌︎ Dab Rig
Leo’s are the fieriest sign 🔥 in the zodiac and have the attitude to prove it! Often regarding themselves as kings and queens, its only fitting that they’re awarded the dab rig in our stoner zodiac- a device that marries intensity with high THC. Leo’s love to be the center of attention, often boasting of their stoner accolades that they can outsmoke the whole party. With a dab rig such as the Puffco Peak Lightning, Leo is able to go big while still enjoying the regal design and luxury of a well engingeered device. The $400 Puffco peak lightening is the perfect device for the fanciful Leo.
Virgo♍︎ Mug Pipe
Ah noble Virgo, the earthiest member of the zodiac. This is a sign that values practicality, coziness and convenience. And what could be more convenient or cozy than a two in one coffee mug and pipe? Breakfast and bowls are a big yes in a toking Virgo’s weekend plans. This sign’s perfect Saturday morning consists of a terrycloth robe and slippers, curled up in bed clutching a warm cup of joe while simultaneously puffing on a mellow indica. Virgo’s appreciate when form meets function and the Mug Pipe does just that, in an understated practical fashion that is very Virgo approved.
Libra ♎︎ Vape
The lofty Libra! You need a sleek, fancy and well engineered device to smoke in style. In the world of weed, Libra’s are the stiletto stoners, sativa divas and posh pot elite. This sign rules the world of aesethics and glamour, they desire only the best and wont settle for less. What could be more fitting than a vaporizer? With multiple temperature settings, sleek design and no ash to ruin their fine clothes, Libras can sesh in style. Their lighthearted social nature allows them to bring their vape to parties, social engagements and the many places they want to see and be seen.
Scorpio ♏︎ Lube
Scorpio is not a smoking accessory in our book but rather, weed lube. Scorpio’s key characteristic is their edgy romantic nature and ability to seduce. Their passionate prowess qualifies them for entirely new way to consume cannabis, though the genitals. The sensual scorpion wastes notime in letting their partners know about their passionate nature, favoring grand gestures and ambiance to woo potential mates. Before you can introduce yourself, the seemingly shy scorpion has already engineered a plan to manuver you into bed. They’re the Elon Musk’s of sex, always seeking to explore new lands and break barriers, or your bra strap. Foria’swarming THC infused lube will arouse sensations down below that you hadn’t thought possible.
Sagittarius ♐︎ Roll uh Bowl
Sagittarius is the stoner on the go. People to see, bowls to blaze. They need a device that can get the party started yet not cramp their nomadic lifestyle. Colorful and happy to travel anywhere, the Roll Uh Bowl is the perfect solution for this air signs wandering ways. Composed entirely of silicone and able to be rolled (hence the name) into a flat disk, this bong is a must have for any festival free spirit looking to sesh with strangers. Sagittarians have a joyful nature that seeks to discover and experience, nothing can hold them back from having a good time.
Capricorn ♑︎ 1 Hitter
Capricorn is the most efficient, OCD, and utilitarian of all the signs. You’re the one hitter. No fuss, no mess, no frills. Just plain tokin’. Capricorn needs a device that can get the job done so they can get back to their amazing work ethic. Those born under this sign are able to get shit done, letting no distraction cloud their vision of a productive lifestyle. While the Capricorn possesses a shrewd and sometimes overconfident air, there is no person you’d rather have on your team when it comes to completing a task.
Aquarius ♒︎ Fruit Pipe
Aquarians are as unconventional as they come, they live for innovation and possess an inherent quirkiness that shines bright. Naturally, we feel only an Aquarius would engineer a way to smoke weed out of a piece of fruit. Their ability to think outside the box, or outside of the pipe in this case, is the hallmark trait of their zodiac sign. A fruit pipe blends their artistic eye with their oddball sense of humor. You never know what to expect with an Aquarius, they love to blur the lines, dazzle and come up with something new to surprise you. Even if that means sacrificing a banana, apple, strawberry or papaya to get the job done.
Pisces ♓︎ Bud Vase
Water baby Pisces has a romantic whimsical nature, one that adores poetry, beauty and decadence. That’s why you’re a MyBud Vase, Pisces. With your watery soul, My Bud Vase satisfies your need for art and weed, all in one! Pisces possess an impractical and dreamy nature, famous Piscean Elizabeth Taylor once admitted to being ruled exclusively by her passion for romance and jewelry. This sign treats their homes like a museum, which will make your bong vase discreetly blend in with the rest of your treasures.